the article just got better as i kept on reading
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
this gif is the only things that matters in life
i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
squirt is the nastiest word ive ever heard in my entire life
have you heard moist?
no. never in my life have i heard moist. thank you.
OH MY GGOOOD
one time i took a picture of a girl’s buttcrack in gym class and got sent to the assistant principal’s office and the school cop busted in asking where the drugs were because he had heard someone had crack on their phone and it was the hardest thing to tell him it was a buttcrack and not actual crack without laughing
i guess you cracked up
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
so much tension in one photo
its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
Swerve,twat….
not having any of your shit today, sis
look at the preparation of the blow lol
